The Schedule Gods Actually Smiled on Detroit This Time
The NFL schedule dropped Thursday, and for once in our lives as Lions fans, we’re not immediately reaching for the bourbon. This thing actually looks… manageable? I know, I know. We’ve been hurt before. But let me tell you three reasons why this schedule might not be the annual torture device we’re used to.
More 1 p.m. Games Means More Sunday Left to Enjoy
Eight games at 1 p.m. this season compared to five last year. That’s the sweet spot right there.
Look, primetime is nice for the ego, but 1 p.m. kickoffs are perfect for actual human beings. Game ends around 4, you’ve still got the late games on in the background while you’re making dinner and mentally preparing to hate Monday again. Then Sunday Night Football caps off the weekend properly.
The reason we’re getting more 1 p.m. slots? We’re playing a bunch of teams nobody wants to watch in primetime. And you know what? Good. Let someone else carry the ratings burden for once.
Only One Monday Night Disaster
One Monday Night Football game. One. Week 16 against the Giants at Ford Field.
Monday night games are the worst when you’re emotionally invested. An extra day of waiting, then your team plays on short rest the following week. Sure, it gets more coverage and eyeballs, but I’d rather watch my Lions on Sunday and keep my Monday nights free for pretending I don’t have to work the next day.
At least this one is at home instead of making us suffer through MetLife Stadium in December.
Front-Loaded Weakness Could Pay Dividends
The first half of this schedule looks downright generous. Weeks 1-9 feature opponents with a combined record of 57-78-1 from 2025.
We open with New Orleans, then it’s off to Buffalo for Thursday Night Football in Week 2. That Bills game is the real test early on. After that, we get Aaron Glenn’s Jets, then Arizona with their quarterback question marks. Both those teams went 3-14 last season, which tells you everything.
The back half gets tougher. Combined record of 77-85-1, including a trip to Germany to face the defending AFC Champion Patriots who went 14-3. We also get the defending NFC North champion Bears twice in the final stretch, plus Tampa Bay to renew that lovely rivalry.
Here’s the thing though. If Brad Holmes has built what we think he has, this team should be able to handle the front half and bank some wins. The back half will test us, sure, but having cushion beats playing catch-up.
From Germany to three divisional road games in four weeks, the second half could get ugly if we stumble early. But if this roster is what it looks like on paper, we should be sitting pretty when December rolls around.
Are we actually looking at a schedule that won’t give us nightmares, or are we just setting ourselves up for another classic Lions disappointment? Tell me how wrong I am in the comments.
